With the weekend fast approaching, we wanted to let you all know about some site developments that will begin tonight and culminate with a really big change on Monday morning. Sometime this evening, the current BroBible site is going to go dark and remain offline for the rest of the weekend. This is not just typical site maintenance. We'll actually be prepping all weekend for the launch of the site's first ever top-to-bottom redesign. When we go back live on Monday morning, you'll find a very new and vastly improved BroBible.com. Yes, it's going to be big. Upgrade your browsers now:

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  Actually, you don't really need to update your browser to access the new site, but it's always a good idea and things will look better and run smoother.
  
  Note that we're not entirely sure how this will affect the LockerRooms, for those of you who still use them. Your short codes should still work, but then again they may not over the weekend... Apologies in advance for any inconvenience.
  
  So enjoy your weekends, the Easter holiday, and the Final Four (go Duke!). We'll see you on Monday.

Not going to Indianapolis for the Final Four or Fenway for Opening Day? We've partnered with our friends over at The Social Scholar to bring you guys a sampling of some must-attend events happening in big cities across the country. We'll post these every Friday, but you can stay up-to-date on your city's happenings by going to TheSocialScholar.com.

Lebowski Fest in LA, Beer Fest in Denver, Pillow Fight, and much more after the jump.  Keep Reading »

One day after being lampooned on South Park and two days after a bust of "The Colonel" was rightfully returned, KFC has unveiled a sandwich that furthers the fast food chain's quest for every American to have heart disease and diabetes by the age of 30: "The Double Down." The sandwich will premiere nation-wide at KFC on April 12. From a culinary point of view, the behemoth sandwich is strangely simple: bacon, cheese, and "the Colonel's Sauce" wedged between two deep-fried patties of KFC's signature crispy chicken. That's right, this artery-clogger doesn't even have any bread, much to the glutenous delight of anyone who happens to be on the Atkins diet. According to Consumerist, the sandwich has been in "beta-mode" since about August, when it briefly attracted media attention while being testing in Omaha, Nebraska. Devoid of any type of veggies, consumers gave the 540-calorie sandwich rave reviews, to which we say, "540 calories? Really?!" The commercial after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Our Bro of the Week column is getting a slight makeover. Rather than just picking one bro, we are going to give you five bros, much akin to the way we do our Hottie Index. We will still pick a winner -- because someone has to be number one -- but this way all exceptional bros can get their due. Unlike said Hottie Index, however, the bros we pick will be fully clothed. My sincerest apologies to any Colon Cowboys out there.

5. Alex Chay
Young Chay, believe it or not, plays lax and is apparently nasty with the wand in his paws. He really didn't do anything this week aside from coming onto our radar thanks to Mean Bro Green but his last name is Chay, and as far as we give a shit, that's enough of an accomplishment. Congratulations on being alive.  Keep Reading »

After absorbing two weeks of constant college basketball excitement, the downtime between the Regional Finals and the Final Four couldn't feel longer. Finally we sit on the eve of one of the greatest days on the sports calendar. This year's tournament has provided as much excitement as any in recent years, so we can only hope that the final act lives up to the expectations set over the first four rounds. We have to cherish this year even more for its greatness because of the debacle that will likely occur for next year's event.

For the past two months we've been hearing the NCAA's desire to increase the tournament field to 96 teams, which everyone realizes is based on the NCAA's greed. We're going to get stuck with a bunch of garbage first-round games next year with teams undeserving of being invited to the dance. I find it rather amusing that the initial plan for a 96-team field adds games to the second week of the tournament rather than the first. They know full well that America needs the three days before the tournament to fill out their brackets and they wouldn't want to interrupt that. More brackets means more interest, which leads to more people watching on TV and more advertising dollars. So treasure this Final Four while we can. This is the last of this format as we know it. So let's get to the games...  Keep Reading »

Tickets for BroBible.com's Revelation Summer Kick-Off Concert are now on sale to the public! To check out our full Download of the Day archive, click here. To sign up for our Download of the Day Newsletter, enter your email address in the sign-up box in the right column.


Track: "You Oughta Know"
Artist: Das Racist
Download: Here

After the jump, Kelis featuring David Guetta, Bishop Lamont featuring John Mayer, Tupac vs. Ratatat, and Flo Rida featuring Brisco and Billy Blue...  Keep Reading »

To refresh the readers, in order to make The BroBible Top 5 Hottie Index, the celebrity, athlete, or other notable hottie in question needs to be relevant at this moment and tearing up the headlines. Just because you're hot isn't enough. You need to be in the news...


5. Scarlett Johansson
When the hottest movie of the summer ("Iron Man 2") teams up with arguably the hottest girl on the planet, it makes for good theater. It also makes for good promotion to put Johansson in a tight cat suit and parade her around. Good on you to the ad wizards who came up with this one.  Keep Reading »

On May 18, Nas and Damien Marley finally drop "Distant Relatives," their long-anticipated collaboration album. The duo hits the road two weeks before releasing the album for a three-month tour in the United States and Europe. We're pumped after seeing their most recent video about the making of "Distant Relatives." What really turned our heads was the beginning of the video, with Oliver Stone blazing down a fatty before segueing to lots of footage with Nas and Damien Marley in the recording studio. Now we know why the acclaimed director couldn't get "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps" ready in time for its initial April launch. Video after the jump.  Keep Reading »

• Szeles Izabella, a Peruvian-born model, is today's international eye candy to usher you into your holiday/Final Four/Opening Day weekend [Busted Coverage]
  
• The hottest cheerleaders of the Final Four. [Bleacher Report]
  
• Top 10 Bunnies in movies. [Gunaxin]
  
• K.T. So is a hot Asian car model. [Holy Taco]
  
• The 20 funniest sightings of Jesus's face on things. [Ranker]
  
• 30 Playboy Playmates wearing bunny outfits. [Manofest]
  
• What NES game do you want to see remade? [Asylum]
  
• Anyone want to take a trip to the German town of "F**king?" [Regretful Morning]
  
• Tiger Woods wearing condoms. Epic. [The Daily What]
  
• NSFW -- Thuy Li gets it done in the Spank Bank. [Gorilla Mask]
  
• 25 pictures of randomness. [College Humor]
  
• The 12 most whipped husbands and boyfriends in TV history. [Guyism]
  
• The Jesse James saga is going to be parodied by Hustler. [Hustler]
  
• Aerobics girl! [Total Pro Sports]
  
• NSFW -- 18 hot photos of "Cheers" beer girls. [DJ Mick]
  
• Nine crazy hotels we'd love to check into. [EgoTV]
  
• The origin of 30 MLB teams. [Mental_floss]
  
• Five clips of Terry Oquinn before "Lost." [Unreality]
  
• What not to do if you want to keep it casual with a girl. [COED]
  
• 1001 beers you must taste before you die. [Cool Material]
  
• Old school WTF? advertisements. [Yep Yep]
  
• Free money Final Four picks. [Unathletic]
  
• The greatest beer bong fails. [Banned In Hollywood]
  
• Naked Twister. [The Chive]
  
• Kelly Brook is so hot. [Made Man]
  
• Some stats on prostitution. [NextRound]
  
• The show "Community" vs. real life community college. [Screen Junkies]
  
• Greek nightclub girls? Yes please! [Uncoached]
  
• Lamar Odom's wife flashes photographer in Miami. [Flisted]
  
• The seven balliest pranks you believed would actually work. [Linkiest]
  
• Awesome old school Steve Nash video of the day. [Hot Clicks]
  
• Shaun Roberts arrested for bringing a loaded gun to the airport. [Terez Owens]
  
• March was the first murder-free month in Newark, New Jersey! [DeadSpin]
  
• Hey, hey! Things are looking up! The US Economy adds 162,000 jobs in March -- the most in three years. [New York Times]
  
  After the jump, Democratic Rep. Hank Johnson rants about Guam tipping over from overpopulation.  Keep Reading »

"What makes music so powerful is that it can reconnect you to parts of your personality, parts of your history. We're looking for things that make our life less ordinary." --Tim Westergren, founder Pandora.com. Find the music that touches your soul and thank the Gods every way you know how that our ancestors invented song.

In all seriousness, hats off to the Dayton Flyers on a terrific championship.

Girls

• Tiger Woods and the 10 connections between Hooters and sports. [Bleacher Report]
  
• Gabriella Cilmi in FHM UK. [Guyism]
  
• Olga Kurylenko is a smokeshow. [MoonDog Sports]
  
• This Sarah Jean Underwood video is a great reason to friend Playboy on Facebook. [Facebook]
  
• Girl plays X-Box in a thong. And it's awesome. [Asylum]
  
• You'll like this if you think red heads are hot. [Caveman Circus]
  
• Tatas, because it's Thursday. [Funtasticus]
  
• Claudia Schiffer topless. [City Rag]
  
• Very NSFW -- Topless and posing on a shoe. Why not? [Gorilla Mask]
  
• Hot racing girls. [Brosome]
  
• Natasha Nice wants to hog tie you. [The Beer Goggler]
  
• NSFW -- Chicks kissing. [Double Viking]
  
• Brittney "Big Boobs" Spears. [Hollywood Tuna]
  
• Hot chicks in jerseys. [The Chive]
  
• Jessica Jane Clement in Nuts. [Don Chavez]
  
• A collection of hot Autosport girls. [Uncoached]
  
• Which reminds me, who's ready for the New York Auto Show this weekend? [COED]
  
  Sports
  
• Headline says it all -- "16 year old with 50 inch vertical shocks scouts." [Bleacher Report]
  
• Today's a great day to celebrate the 25th anniversary of one of the best hoaxes of Sports journalism, George Plimpton's "The Curious Case of Sidd Finch." [Sports Illustrated]
  
• The 5 most politically incorrect team mascots. [COED]
  
• MLB preview time! [Bullz-Eye]
  
• Holy !@#$ -- The kid from Jerry Maguire grown up and macking on Playboy golf chicks![Busted Coverage]
  
• Ouch. Peta is mocking Rodger Clemens' flaccid penis. [Copy Ranter]
  
• The real reason why MJ is buying the Bobcats is to bail out a billionaire. [Daily Beast]
  
  Funny, Interesting, Etc.
  
• The best drop pants for sping 2010. [Complex]
  
• The 14 funniest bathroom ads. [Super Tremendous]
  
• Five funny prank fails. [Gunaxin]
  
• If Lady Gaga wasn't a pop star... [YesButNoButYes]
  
• Awww. You'll blush at these seven cutest things on the planet. [Holy Taco]
  
• New MGMT video. [Heavy]
  
• 10 famous people who once drove taxis. [Mental Floss]
  
• Spring break back flip fail. [Regretful Morning]
  
• Eight essential rules for getting galactic tail. [EgoTV]
  
• 10 hilarious impossible feats. [Straight Pinkie]
  
• Building your man garage. [Made Man]
  
• Buy the car from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off." [With Leather]
  
• 68 awesome photos of North Korea. [DJ Mick]
  
• Flowchart of the day. [One Quick Beer]
  
• The eight most absurd Arnold Schwardenegger videos. [Unreality]
  
• Marijuana legal everywhere! [Hail Mary Jane]
  
• This April fools joke ruined my day. [College Humor]
  
• Wait, seriously? People actually got mad about this? Just go to Five Guys, New Yorkers. [PopCrunch]
  
  MacGruber has a new red-band trailer. Yup, it's NSFW, but mostly for language. Watch it after the jump. via Film Drunk  Keep Reading »

Editor's Note: Yesterday we asked you to submit your crazy stories from Spring Break or your college's big spring party. Shortly after, this gem from BroBerry Pancakes landed in our inbox. We'll occasionally feature other stories and spring party posts as they trickle in. If you think your story trumps it, write it down and send it to contact@brobible.com. We'll send swag if we like it.

Jamaica can do some crazy things to the average Spring Breaker, and if you are not careful, you might not make it home in one piece. Well BroBible Nation, we weren't careful, but we managed to escape a potentially horrible situation that could have cost us our lives.

The story begins at 2 p.m. We were sitting on the beach, playing Kam Jam -- our favorite game -- and drinking some only-acceptable-10-feet-from-a-palm-tree fruity beverages. The day was fading into night, and we were getting ready for our final evening of mayhem. Since this was going to be a more relaxed night, we had to make sure we were flying high and touching all the bases. To keep the juices flowing, we set up a pub crawl among our group for the various bars throughout the resort. The prize was bragging rights for the rest of the night. After a race of three laps and nine drinks, people were definitely feeling the Jamaican vibes. We were still at 20 strong and everyone was getting excited for the night.  Keep Reading »

Here's what else is on tonight:
7 p.m.: NIT: North Carolina vs. Dayton (ESPN); NHL: Thrashers vs. Capitals (Versus)
8 p.m.: "FlashForward" (ABC); "The Office" (NBC); "Survivor" (CBS); NBA: Magic vs. Mavericks (TNT)
9 p.m.: "The Office" (NBC); "Fringe" (FOX); "The Mentalist" (CBS); MLS: Real Salt Lake vs. Houston Dynamo (ESPN2)
10 p.m.: "Important Things with Demetri Martin" (Comedy); "The Marriage Ref" (NBC)
10:30 p.m.: "The Sarah Silverman Program" (Comedy); NBA: Blazers vs. Nuggets (TNT)
11 p.m.: MLS: CD Chivas USA vs. LA Galazy

Tonight's late-night lineup is after the jump:  Keep Reading »